But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
