How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
do nipples grow back?
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