playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
dude. I can hear the air.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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