She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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