She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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