I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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