All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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