The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Randomize
