She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
you never un-have a 4some
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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