Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Randomize
