Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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