Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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