Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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