you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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