Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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