its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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