WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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