You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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