the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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