Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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