In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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