He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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