Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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