you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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