38 yer olds are good kisserssss
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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