I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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