She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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