The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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