We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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