She said her name was "party"
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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