i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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