I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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