And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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