Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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