I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Why are your pants in the freezer?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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