Sponge bath it is.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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