she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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