Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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