We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Randomize
