I wish they made helmets for livers.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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