sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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