Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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