Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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