just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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