Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I have grass duct taped all over my body
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I'm really busy with my period
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