doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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