im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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You. Win. At. Life.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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