I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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