If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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