Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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